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Cheers to 3.2 being out today.
For all of Goldshire's ERP horrors, there are places in the dark corners in the internet that make it look like amature hour. I present to you....a giant nazi herm horse cock weapon type rp...thing.
http://helgaswollencock.webs.com/ (Website will take a few moments to load, let it and behold the 'WTF' - adult link not safe for work)
- Mood:
scared
So, I was hanging out in GS, buffing questing lowbies while I rped. I buffed one little guy, and it seems he took it as an invitation for something more.
The conversation ended here. FYI, this is not how you effectively pick up people.
- Mood:
uncomfortable - Music:Closer - NIN
This is a little site feature. The site I am featuring is known as Rotten Apples, it is a rp description review site that features rp descriptions and rips them apart. Some are truly bad descriptions, some are good. The site is worth the visit if you are looking for bad rp to laugh at.
http://rottenapples.talisancreations.com/
- Mood: thirsty
So, I went back and toured Feathermoon Horde side. Please refer to the Alliance Feathermoon post as to why this tour was divided. While the servers are down, I'll post this tour for people to oogle while awaiting the return of their server.
( Feathermoon Horde Tour )
- Mood:
busy
http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04-1
"A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room." Seriously, what?!
So, it's patch day....the AD server comes online and seems to be live. I click it to play and BEHOLD!
Well, damn.
- Mood: intimidated
So, while the servers are down I have a partical tour of Feathermoon for everyone :)
I am sorry this is incomplete. During my install of the new patch, I cleaned out my screenshot gallery to make room on my hard-drive for the new patch. In doing so, I accidently deleted much of the Horde tour. So, at this time I only have the Allie-side Feathermoon tour. I will post the Horde-side tour at a later date. I am sorry about this mixup.
( Feathermoon Tour **IMAGE HEAVY - NOT SAFE FOR WORK** )
- Mood: sleepy
So, I tour the RP servers and document what I see (refer to my personal journal for more details).
I see ALOT of suck. But tonight, I found this little nugget of win.....I know this is a community dedicated to failure - but....sometimes you find a concept that fails hard enough to also win. ( The lvl 72 Warrior Lumberjack )
I just found this profile, posted by metalsyko in the warcraftsues community. This rp profile is from Moonguard. This profile is so damn bad, I thought it was worth reposting here. I really don't even know what to say about this profile other than it is from Moonguard, nuff said.
So, this visual tour shall be ultra short. I found little to nothing. I do not know why I found so little, only that I took the exact same path on Tb as I do all other servers.
Mondays, around 8pm server time the Horde host a rp gathering in Brill. Additionally, Thorium Brotherhood has an RP event every Tuesday & Thursday night in Ratchet from 9-11pm. Now, on with the tour!
( The TB Tour - CLICK HERE! *IMAGE HEAVY* )
- Mood:
apathetic
OMW to Thorium brothers right now. See ya there.
*UPDATE - Tour done as of 9:40 pm est, tour to be posted in the morning.*
Source: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h
"Since horde has a rock band, why not give alliance a rap group? i mean as long as they don't suck and make their own music. Maybe have a contest and whoever wins gets to be the alliance rap group.
Edit-Btw i think the gnome should be a dj and breakdance on the turn tables "
Behold, more lolz....epic imo. Really, sometimes real life is better than rp...then when you look at cases like this rp is better.
http://cgi.ebay.com/VAMPIRE-SPIRIT-HAUNT
A few quotes from this auction of: "VAMPIRE SPIRIT HAUNTED GENIE RING DJINN DEMON ME MONEYJINNANDTONICS ~ NEW SECRET VAMPIRE SPELLS INSIDE ~ "
NOW FOR THE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS JINNI:
HE IS 4,052 (+/-) YEARS OLD, AND HAS LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
HE IS AWAITING HIS MASTER!
HE KNOWS HIS MASTER HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM….
LONGING TO FIND HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME!
THERE WILL BE A SPARK OF RECOGNITION THAT OCCURS FROM THIS AUCTION!
IF YOU BELIEVE IT HAS HAPPENED FOR YOU PLEASE PAY ATTENTION…
HE KNOWS THAT THE FEELINGS IN YOU ARE STRONGER THAN MOST…
AND THAT YOU CAN WAIT NO LONGER!
HE HAS FINALLY FOUND YOU!
- Mood: creative
Yes, there are people who have a fetish for blood. No, that does not make them a real vampire. There is no such thing as a real vampire - all these people will grow old and die someday...if not sooner from getting blood bore diseases. This is RP/Fetishism going toooooo far.
Here are a few sites for this crap - http://www.angelfire.com/zine/darkdreams/d
Here is a sample of the Black Swan Riot Act....
This one in particular gets me:
SIGNS THAT SOMEONE MAY BE LOST IN "LA LA LAND"
They say things like, "I have lived in the darkness for 500 years." And, "I cannot go out into the sun, it would destroy me."
So I stumbled onto this chat of a bunch of teens into Twilight. too much so, as they believe they are -real- vampires. If you are into the kinky roleplay thing, cool - blood fine. But come on Dracula...no. Dispite this vampire community being parked in the middle of an actual rp community, these guys swear they are not rping and are actually the real deal.
So, they have a test to see if you are a REAL vampire at http://vampirewebsite.net/howknowifavamp
I plucked a few questions out of this survey and answered them. By all rights, I AM A VAMPIRE! BEfore any of you start screaming "OMG YOU ARESO MEAN THERE ARE VAMPIR
So, here are the questions..and my answers :D
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5. Did your dad disappear from your life while you were at a young age? - This is called a deadbeat dad...sorry hon, your daddy didnt leave your mom because he was a vampire. Daddy left because you were a bad child.
6. Do people often tell you that you look very young for your age, or that they would have never guessed how old you are? - A life of sunless basement dwelling will do that.
7. Are you extremely energetic at night time but seemingly around the time the sun comes up you get really tired? - Yea, mostly cause I have a fucked up sleep pattern.
10. Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently?- There are pills for this you know...
13. Do you have extremely good vision in the dark, how many times has some one said its to dark they cant see while you were doing something like reading? - Yes, because as a basement dwelling virgin vampire...I need that rockin vision to read the chatroom text ....black font on a black background is sooooo kewl and an expression of my darkness!
14. Do you tend to not be surprised or scared by the typical sudden loud noise in a movie or things like that because you sensed it coming.- I was unaware that picking up on an obvious plot twist / moment meant I had some sweet supernatural powers.
17. Are you sensitive to light or the heat from it (ranging from getting a bad glare to burning very easily)? - Fricking ALBINOS
18. If while your skin is white from lack of enough blood in you, do you bleed quite noticeably less than a person normally should, or more likely not bleed at all? - Take some fucking iron pills.
19. Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong? - Yea, I have Sally Hansen clear coat nail polish to thank. Its like $2 at Walmart and rocks.
20. Is you're bedroom the coldest and darkest room in the house? - Duh, what part of basement dwelling virgin who lurks in a chatroom for REAL VAMPIRES did you not grasp?
23. Do you always feel a strong urge to travel. - If I were a basement dwelling virgin trolling REAL VAMPIRE chatrooms..I'd wanna run away from my life too.
24. How often does something smell so strong that you can literally taste it, whether its a good thing or a bad thing? - My cat takes poops so bad we call them Satan shits. They are so powerful that you can taste how they smell in the air. Does this count?
25. Can you hear a whisper from across a room? - Let me turn up my hearing aide.
30. Regardless of how normal you may consider yourself to be, do you tend to meet a lot of weird people that you quite often hit it off with relatively frequently? - When you hang out online, and specifically in a chatroom for REAL vampires..you tend to meet weird people.
36. Do people usually either trust you completely or not trust you at all?- Social skills..you have them or you don't.
37. When you will things to happen, do they usually happen? - This makes you a Jedi, not a vampire.
Please, post your own responces to these questions :)
- Mood:
amused
Sorry about the lack of updates.
As everyone sits around, waiting for the servers to come online I have a "baby tour" for you.
Wyrmrest Accord is a brand new rp server (less than 1 week old), that currently has free transfers to it from a wide selection of rp realms. I made a lvl 1 alt, and transfered the character over to Allie side to take a peek at what a new rp server is like. I did not follow my usual path on this server, as this is not an 'official' tour, just a sneak peek into a server that is young.
Both the Horde and Allies have rp channels established as /rp and /ooc .
( The Wyrmrest Accord **IMAGE HEAVY** )
- Mood: cheerful
