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MoonGuard Tour


Server MoonGuard - US

Not surprisingly, the main areas of action were in Goldshire, and Silvermoon. 

 While I understand Goldshire is a pit on any server, I believing in looking at the very worst a server has to offer to see "how far down the rabbit hole goes". Below is my screenshot diary **warning image heavy** .

 I had preparked a lowbie character at Goldshire. She had on simple greys, was not nude, and would through the evening simply rp walk about.

 This is the very first thing I log onto. I can tell, this should be an amusing night.

As I am standing around, one player behinds to whisper me. Within but 2 posts, their whispers lead to this
 I said 'no' and resumed looking around the tavern.

Biker rp below.

Biker Sue

There was also this gem standing around, I would later be offered a chance to have a 3some with her. Her rp description was well, special.

From the first floor, I decided to take a stroll upstairs. Low and behold, what do I spy...
 Who can say they are shocked? Really.

 Downstairs and upstairs toured, I decided to head outside and check out the lake before heading to another building. Low and behold I find this oddity out there rping. The "whore" kept calling the druid cat 'Mommy'.


So from there I continue to walk along the shore, heading toward the other building in Goldshire, the one that has a little dock outside. I find not 1 but two couples cybering in there..and even get invited to a threesome. I took the screenshots, declined the 3some, and headed to Stormwind. Stormwind was uneventful.

 Oh look, its the hooker from when I first logged into Goldshire....and her special friend.

 I've seen enough, off to the Horde. I create a randomised character with a randomised name and load. the BeLF starting area is peaceful w/questers running about. However, Silvermoon proves to be a larger in scale Goldshire. The bars seem to function as little more than fronts for rp brothels. I stumble into what I beleive is a belf rper posing as a succubus, cybering. Outside the room these two were in, is what I think was actually her pimp / another warlock player who had a line of men (sorry, no screenshot of that).

 I head to another bar, and find pretty much of the same upstairs, only someone has jungle fever.

 In my tour, I noticed the Horde on Moon Guard seem to not make use of rp mods. However, when I went to Brill I found the gem below. To their credit, she was surrounded by a healthy population of rpers trying to actually rp. As I ran through the area, there was an undead male pulling a 'get off my lawn you pesky kids' act to some belfs.

In closing, all I can say is Moon Guard made one hell of a first impression.


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Jan. 7th, 2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
You keep misspelling Moon Guard up there. That bugged me even after the disclaimer.


I laughed pretty durn hard at this whole thing. I hadn't been to Moon Guard in at least a year or so. I'm wondering how long its Silvermoon has been such a den of half-assed sexytimes. I mean, really? Constant invitations for threesomes? EVERYONE on both sides levels then comes in for sex?


Can I join you on your next foray into Sue-watching?
Jan. 7th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
I tweaked the Moon Gaurd posts.

It was a very amusing tour. As for joining me, I prefer no one know I am coming to tour, to prevent anyone from faking or hiding rp. You know how it is.

(no subject) - kalifla - Jan. 7th, 2009 03:45 pm (UTC) - Expand
Jan. 7th, 2009 03:29 pm (UTC)
I like that ou actually kept the names in. >_>
Jan. 7th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
Why not? These people are walking around on public display already?

I do not always post names, because I either feel nice, or I accidently did not capture the name with the screenshot.
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Jan. 7th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
I RP on Moon Guard. I have learned to stay away from the Wayfarer's Rest in Silvermoon almost completely in the afternoon and early in the evening. There's always level 1 ERP alts and people dancing naked. But I've also found a lot of good RP, too. So...yeah.
Jan. 7th, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
I like your icon.

There is good rp, there is bad rp. It is give and take.
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Jan. 7th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
Oh my GOD. I always knew there was plenty of that going around, I suppose I just didn't realize how blatant they all are about it. I mean, DAMN.
Jan. 7th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
Lol I have an RP toon on Moon Guard, My hobo undead warlock. I think he is logged out near gold shire. I log on him when I get bored, and well it great to make low level people stop as you yell at them about how you died and now as the guard attack you when you try and go home.
Jan. 7th, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
Aw, poor dead hobo! *pats him*

How do they understand you, though, if the lowbies are Alliance? Or do they just hear a crazy old dead guy yelling in incomprehensible Gutterspeak? That would probably be even better, really. XD
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Jan. 7th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
*lured here from brps and warcraftsues*

Ahaha, oh god those descriptions! I weep.

Now, ERP or even cybering I don't mind at all from an ethical point of view, but honestly ... getting into obvious positions while 'naked' inside a well populated inn?! Get a remote-corner-on-the-worldmap, you people! Or at least keep the clothes on...
Jan. 7th, 2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
There IS alot of bad rp on Moon Guard, unfortunately so. However, there IS good bits if you're willing to dig for them. Skimming the surface is skimming for trash- unfortunately.

Though, the Alliance stuff just made this Horde Girl twitch. Oi.

I don't mind Erping IF... [And I state] IF it's part of a storyline/plot/something that will lead to stories and not more erp. However, random cybering is a no no and ...well, there is better rp there.

You just gotta find it.
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Jan. 7th, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)
This was really interesting. Honestly, I'm pretty sad to see this. I'm not an ERPer and we don't allow it in our guild. It's very annoying to me as a hardcore RPer not to see Blizzard taking a more active role in paying attention to the RP community.

Regardless, I'm interested to see what else you come up with! Very interesting!
Jan. 7th, 2009 06:29 pm (UTC)
I really, really, really want to find good rp to feature. So hopefully, in another post or so I will have something cool to share to lift your spirits.
Jan. 7th, 2009 06:29 pm (UTC)
Lol, MG's Horde.
Jan. 7th, 2009 07:29 pm (UTC)
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Jan. 7th, 2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
This is the server I play on.

LOL! it's great. The giggles, they flow
Jan. 7th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
HA! OMG this is so funny and so true. I feel shame for my server. I find my best RP in Dalaran these days...sadly it has gone downhill since last year.
Jan. 7th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
For all the bad RP, I admit I'm somewhat impressed by the "biker chick" outfit. Nice work, spacegoat.
Jan. 7th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
She did have a motorcycle, it was nice looking.
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Jan. 7th, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
I was totally with you in Brill Last night.

I remember that guy. He was such a douche. Ran away when Lan called him out on Hating Elves but Loving Syl. Oh, funzies.

-Lanuria Rivenblaze.
Jan. 7th, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
Yea, I really did not understand what was going on. But hey, you guys were not cybering all over and actually RPing, so kudos.
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Jan. 7th, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
I'm amazed these people just don't seem to realize how utterly ridiculous they look. The nelf kneeling on the human guy almost made me spit tea all over my keyboard. This was hilarious, I hope you continue! But dang, you should have taken a pic of the pimp with the queue!
Jan. 7th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
I may not be using the right add-on, but it seems like Razasha took down the skanky "RP" description of herself. (I just had to log on to my Moon Guard toon that I created a million years ago to sign a guild charter and check it out! And now that I see that the server is full, it reminds me to delete her!)
Jan. 7th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
My roommate and I were very amused by all the purple prose in the character descriptions.
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
I RP Horde on MG! XD

I had given up RPing for a long time, but my RAF buddy has long been my partner for non-WoW RP shenanigans and she persuaded me to try again. She goes in looking for RP without me sometimes and... this seems pretty standard.

Surprised you didn't come across any Alliance-side futa, though. Those people are everywhere.

Jan. 8th, 2009 04:20 am (UTC)
"Get off my lawn you pesky kids"

I love it!
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Jan. 8th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC)
Re: Not at all surprised
I am aware of the points you make.

all the same, I only have so much time.

I make 1 lowbie per server, and simply walk. On Alliance I visit Goldshire and Stormwind. I document what is there. If I do not find anything, that is the luck of the draw. It is not personal.

For the Horde, I have a single lowbie as well. I visit Silvermoon and Brill. Again, if I see nothing or something that is the luck of the draw.

On each and every server, this process will be repeated. I am not judging, or reviewing, I simply am taking a walk.

Nor so I deny, or claim that Goldshire/Silvermoon is anything but what is already established.
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC)
You know, at least it's RP.

Sure, it's terrible as hell but -- in the end, can you really make a big deal about it? Every server has its share of failure (ESPECIALLY in the Goldshire/Silvermoon City area.)

How about you get out of those failure of a town for a change and seek out the RP that's actually worth-while?

I dunno, I may be biased because I come from Moon Guard, but this is just sad.
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
I do in fact try and tour locations such as Stormwind and Brill. Both locations are generally considered good venues for rp. However, I did not experaince any such rp when I toured MG. I do make at least 2 passes through a city such as Stormwind, walking to every known bar and common rp hangout.

Since I am on a lowbie alt, I do not have access to Dalaran. I feel it would be rude/hard to get a port there.

For MG in particular, I was very shocked that at th time of my tour I did not find any rp in the Cath, or bars of SW.

I tour each server 1 time. What I see is hit, or miss. Each server is not given several attempts, for better or worse.
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Jan. 10th, 2009 05:58 am (UTC)
i think i lol'ed a little too much. that was hilarious!
Jan. 12th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
I have to actually say I'm a little irritated at this whole thing. While I'm not going to try and defend Goldshire of all places, I'm pretty annoyed at the treatment of Silvermoon.

Nearly any night I can wander into the main inn and have some decent rp, never mind the scenes elsewhere in the city. In fact, I've run into people cybering maybe twice out of all the times I've rp'd in Silvermoon, and I'm there at least several nights a week for a good 2-4 hours.

I'm not denying that it goes on, but to completely ignore that anything but cybering goes on is really insulting. If you're going to make this "documentary" or whatever, at least be objective.
Jan. 12th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Did I ever claim that only cybering happens? No.

Do I show things other than cybering? Yes.

You are over reactings and being a bit defensive. Sometimes, what I see is just the luck of the draw. I bet if anything, alot of times if I have just been there 5 mins later I would have found nothing.

Objective, is showing the good and the bad. I do.
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Jan. 12th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
Holy cow. Do you remember the name of the undead male doing the 'get off my damn lawn' act? I think that may have been me. I know I've done that in the past.
Jan. 12th, 2009 11:44 pm (UTC)
Sorry, but I do not. I had a screenshot of the scene, however at the very second I took the screenshot someone ran through the image destroying the screenshot. It was not until after I was posting the tour, that I saw the screenshot was no good :(
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Jan. 13th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Well, seeing as I'm waiting until 3.0.8 to finally make a Gnome Death Knight on Moon Guard. (my main is on a PvE server) One of the main things really, is that we heard how active the RP atmosphere is there, assuming you find the hidden gems.

I know for the fair bit at least, me and a friend have donw up quite a bit of a backstory on our characters, at the very least.
Jan. 13th, 2009 05:24 am (UTC)
I agree that there is some absolutely horrid RP on Moon Guard. First time I went to GS (sadly, human low-level requests require going there), I got an invitation to cyber from a stranger.

On the other hand, I've also seen some really good RP. My human mage is a member of the Stormwind Army, and we have regular IC raids and training. We have to ignore a lot of griefing and godmodding going on around us, but sometimes it can be fun to incorporate that into your. (If nothing else, the underpants-clad male dwarves and draenei who broke into our pre-raid briefing to dance on the table were amusing.)

The problem with MG is size. You get both the best and worst of RP because there are so many players.
Jan. 13th, 2009 07:47 am (UTC)
I am rather surprised. As a denizen of MG, I have yet to see this much ERP, and certainly none this overt. Perhaps it's just because my playtime is 'offpeak', but even in the middle of the Silvermoon taverns, there is far more soap-operaish RP than ERP evident.
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