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Blackwater Raiders Tour

 First off, I will say this. I tried to find Horde rp on this server 3 seperate times, I found nothing. I asked in trade, even dipped so low as to try the "darknest" channel to find people. There was no one.

 I also noticed the use of rp mods such as flagrsp, and myroleplay was very very very low. I found only a handful of players using the mods. Most who used it, left their profiles empty. Finding rp Hordeside, was very hard.

 So, I did find rp Alliance side. My tour of the server started earlier than intended. Originally, I had intended to run a lowbie over to Goldshire, and park it to be logged on later. I figured it was early enough in the day to look around without anything going on: I was dead wrong. 

 It all started with this guy - I happened to look over and noticed he'd paid for a duel lapdance.

 I back away, and headed to the fireplace. There I watch a random level 1 by the name of 'ucanhaveme' kill himself in the fire. I stand there staring and the following happens

So I kneel before him, he releases and runs back to his body, ressing next to me - crotch shoved at my head. Then this happens
 I thought for certain he was going to get kinky on me. Either way, our conversation ends there. For the next hour he runs around killing himself - only to be ignored by everyone else. They are all too busy getting lapdances. So I opt to head upstairs, I see there is alot of traffic running up and down the stairs. First thing I come across..

 Yea, so I go back downstairs to let the lovebirds be. I head back down and on the way down, one of the male dancers is getting lippy, demanding payment and advertising his 'goods'. After looking at him, I pondered paying him to clip the green hair growing out of his nose onto his face.

Behind the male dancer I then find the following, a man using the 100 yard stare on this chicks breasts as she sits in his lap. I was concerned that he would bite a breast off.

 So, I head backupstairs to check on the lovely lesbians and find this.

 The next foom over, I find 2 very content looking figures laid out on a bed. Nice to see the dwarf at least got some attention. The overwhelming majority of females I have seen are nelfs and humans. Spacegoats are occasionally a part of the crowd, but they seem more for flavor.

 Enough is enough. I head outside, and on the way out, the following pops up in general chat. The other text visable, was actual 'rp' going on at the time.

 I keep walking along the road, heading back to the house by the lake. Once there, and upstairs, I find one of the men from the tavern has taken his 'private dancer' to someplace else and wants time alone with the children watch. The two changed positions a few times, removing clothing as they went through their 'ritual'.

Back outside I go and onto Stormwind. Along the way to Stormwind, I notice this player, the 'horny hermy'.

Now, Stormwind itself was much better. The rp encountered there seemed much more valid. The first thing I stumbled into, was a rather interesting rogue advertising lockpicking services. Bravo for a creative spin on the regular old lockpicking speal! I also found a guild, that was very friendly.

 I also found this rp description, which I thought was rather unique and interesting.

At that, I left BWR. I tried to explore the Horde side of the server several times, but found nothing.

Oh, I forgot to include that I had receive several whispers from the 'patrons' at the Goldshire Inn. The conversations always started very polite and civil, and then boiled down into some form of invitation to erp. I even was approached to perform a futa scene. Here is a small sample of the many attempts from the patrons to start an erp session with me. The following images were cropped to spare you the spam, and flood of text.

Below is my favorite - a s&m futa session for the main. I am missing some of the text, due to the text rolling too fast in the area for me to screenshot everything. All the same, you get the picture.

In all the times I was sexually approached, never was there any concern that I could simply be a young child wandering around on the game. I was never asked for my age, no one ever checked at I was an adult. I easily could have been a 12 year old, and subject to the above.


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Jan. 8th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
...*Brain breaks*
Jan. 8th, 2009 01:45 am (UTC)
Your icon makes this ridiculously ironic.

I simply -adore- these tours. :D When's Sisters of Elune going up? :P That's where my main is (for now!)
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Jan. 8th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
I can't say often that I actually laugh out loud for real, but kudos. XD

Jan. 8th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Nice icon.
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Jan. 8th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
Oh, my god.

My vote is for Sisters of Elune (where I used to play when I had an account)
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Jan. 8th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
If you ever plan to do Earthen Ring let me know. The server itself is sparse in terms of spontaneous RP, but I know (at least) when the Horde RP events are and which guilds people tend to avoid.
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:25 am (UTC)
I thought Moon Guard my realm was bad. MORE MORE MORE
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Jan. 8th, 2009 02:57 am (UTC)
For all the faults, part of me can't help but /cheer at the guy with the dwarf. The ladies of Ironforge need love too!
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
You made me laugh.
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(no subject) - chaoswolf1982 - Jan. 8th, 2009 03:11 am (UTC) - Expand
Jan. 8th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, I've been horde there for a long time. All of my characters have RP mods and descs, but I never get any RP. I gave up a long time ago, really.
Jan. 8th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
Oy vey.... *facepalms*

(i love these tours of yours! they provide endless lulz :Db)
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
I'm sad to admit that

1) That is my server

2) While I have one lvl 80 I have just begun constructing an RP character.

RP on the server has been pretty much non-existent with the exception of ERP since I first joined. Though there is a small cadre of thread counters that like to seek out and report non-ERP Character names.
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)
Sorry if this question is über n00b, but I am not an RPer. What's a "futa"? I gleamed ERP is erotic role play, but I couldn't discern "futa".
Jan. 8th, 2009 07:19 am (UTC)
Erm...I'm not sure if the OP meant futa or bukkake. but it sounds like they meant bukkake. Because futa (futanari) sound as nice as possible, a fetish about girls with penises. It's very popular in Japanese anime pornography.
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Jan. 8th, 2009 06:29 am (UTC)
I almost sprayed my screen with my ice water at the night elf and human ladies on the bed. And as for the guy staring at spacegoat boobs... That's one focused DK.

I remember now why I always avoid Goldshire as much as possible no matter what server I'm hanging out on. =D
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:07 pm (UTC)
*beth has bad thoughts about the DK "yoink" + ERP*

Bartender? I'd like a brain bleach, please!
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Jan. 8th, 2009 06:59 am (UTC)
It's funny how the MG post had me all up in arms (it's the server I and my friends play on, and I absolutely adore it. Great RP is there, it's just hiding to avoid all that ERP bullshit) but the BWR post has me laughing.

I played there before Moon Guard and my girl space goat hunter was the only toon I've ever, on any server, had be asked to ERP. Several times. All in Goldshire. Huh.
Jan. 8th, 2009 09:53 am (UTC)
oh I laughed so hard at the moon guard post, and I'm still utterly blind to this public cybering in the streets thing. I mean I can't walk three paces without tripping over an Edward or a Sepiroth, but I thought it was a myth...
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Jan. 8th, 2009 09:38 am (UTC)
The human with the dwarf actually looks really cute. Like they're just hanging out and talking about fluffy stuff.

... they probably weren't, but let me dream!
Jan. 8th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
I actually thought the same exact thing. My first reaction to them was "Awww" XD
Jan. 8th, 2009 12:21 pm (UTC)
Yeah the only RP that goes on in BR is in Pornshire and SW. I avoid both as much as possible.
Jan. 8th, 2009 04:16 pm (UTC)
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
The "or a ballerina who took scarecrow lessons" description is, frankly, win, without sarcasm. There's someone who's at least having a sense of humor about the character.
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
I agree. I thought it was good.
Jan. 8th, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
Jan. 8th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
The shot with the Draenei with the kids in the background is very... disturbing >.
Jan. 8th, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
::gives you a cookie:: you're braver than I am. I avoid all the newbie RP zones and look in other places.

Re: the locksmith stuff, you should meet the "Singing Lockpick" of Steamwheedle Cartel sometime. Best stuff ever.
Jan. 8th, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
I shall try. Steamwheedle is an rp server afterall.
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Jan. 10th, 2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
The "darknest channel," eh?
Jan. 12th, 2009 10:53 pm (UTC)
My server as well, lol. And oddly enough, I do agree there isn't a lot of RP on it, but apparently you weren't able to find the really good Horde Rpers because although they exist, you probably went about it the wrong way. It has long since dwindled since so many of them up and left server, but there are still a few who cling to trying to RP on a server with a bunch of knuckle heads who spew "Dur you got no life!!11" or pretend to be vampires, werewolves, (insert here) in random pockets around the horde cities. As much as I hate to admit it, Silvermoon by far has most of the RP, all though there are a few little RP guilds here and there that do RP in different places. I myself RP, but I raid more and well, not many people stop to try and RP anymore so that might be a reason as well.

Goldshire...well, its all ways been like that. What can you do? But if you consider most of that...weird awkwardness RP, then well, I guess you missed out on the larger part, despite it being rather small.
Jan. 13th, 2009 12:04 am (UTC)
Thank you!
Hey, It's Andreith. I had to check out your reviews on the Rp servers and nearly did a spit-take when I saw my Trade macro up there :P. I do feel you got a pretty lopsided impression of Blackwater Raiders if I was one of the only good things about the report and it was limited to GS and SW. Goldshire certainly is it's own world, but I have yet to actually see it quite as bad as you did. Still there are a few serious Rp guilds on server as well, wish you had a chance to see them :(. Thank again!
Jan. 13th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
Re: Thank you!
It happens, you know? I do not stage, or make these things up. I just take a walk.

I will try and plan a group tour in the future. Perhaps you can join me, and see first hand?
Jan. 13th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
BWR is pretty bad at times. I'm not an RP'er so I can't say how the non-ERP RP scene is, but I've heard there are a few good RP guilds out there that aren't ERP or vampire melodrama related.

After all BWR is the site of an ERP guild that Blizzard disbanded:

However there are a lot of good people on the server as well, it's not entirely a pit of depravity. Mostly the ERP is in the inn at Goldshire, or as our guild refers to it- Pornshire. In fact our guild considers public ERP a "kickable" offense. We've only had to kick 2 members for that so far, but a few other voluntarily left after our stance on ERPing was made clear when they were spotted dancing in GS. As your pics showed some of the more "colorful" characters you encountered were in guilds like and which I suspect are guilds more inclined to that style of gaming, there was also a guild named but I haven't seen any of them around for a while.

As I said I've heard there are a few good RP guilds on the server, I don't know for a fact but someone mentioned Turus Thalanaar or something along those lines was a good RP guild. You may want to look them up sometime. Maybe ask on the General city channel if people can recommend other good RP guilds.

On the Horde side the most RP I've seen was in Silvermoon City. You may want to check around there for RP. I hardly ever see RP'ers in Orgrimmar or Thunder Bluff, I've seen a couple in Undercity. I don't know of any major ERPing on the Horde side, though the occassional naked male Blood Elf ends up in the inn in Goldshire. I've also talked to Horde players who roll Ally chars and they are often shocked that the "rumors" they've heard of Goldshire and the Alliance depravity there are true.
Jan. 13th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)

...terribly LOL!
Jan. 26th, 2009 02:42 pm (UTC)
I just rolled a baby draenei priest on this server to RP with some of my friends. I dearly hope my RP encounters won't be like Goldshire - so far the only RP I've had has been with said same friends.

Also, what's the RP addon I see in your tours?
Apr. 19th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
Hey, you found my server!

Hey, you found why I don't RP anymore!
Apr. 20th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
Yea, that server scares me.
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